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Hey visitor, my name is Pat Smear, but you can call me "The Insider." I've been spending my sabbatical on the Island of Ishbu (which is where NuTang's headquarters and research labs are located) studying Buddhism. I'm friends with pretty much everyone hear and get the latest scoop on all that's happening. So, check my blog for real inside information.

Something big is brewing on the Island

Saturday, August 26, 2006

As the blog title states, something big is brewing on this Island. All the baboons haven't been talking to me all week and they're working in the Mt. Sepulvedosa everyday. You KNOW something's up when that happens on the Island.

Sadly enough, I have NO IDEA what it is. And trust me, I have been prying around.

In fact, the other day, I lured my friend Lazachoya to my hut, where I quickly tied him up and questioned him about what the hell all the baboons are working on. He refused to tell me anything.

Finally, when I had enough, I made Laza undergo Chinese water torture. Surprisingly, baboons have tremendous tolerance for torture. He did sorta break by revealing that some select NuTang members were notified about this upcoming update. If you're one of those members, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, LOL.

After a full day, I really had to pee and left the hut. When I came back, Laza was gone. He left a ragged note that read "Pat you will pay for this!"

LOL!!!! Sure, Laza..... SURE!!!! If you're reading this Laza, I'm waiting right here, punk.

LOL. Silly baboons..........

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